HEATHERS!
by Michael Lehmann (1989).
Student: Did you hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
Heather Duke: No Way!
Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
Veronica Sawyer: Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral tonight.
Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
5 comments:
hi, thank you for the kind words, alex
hey,
I love HEATHERS!! Its funny though, this dialogue seems better as text..its weird. I love the bit where christian slater goes 'oh yeah? Well they seem to have an open policy on assholes'..I love his cheap jack nicholson-isms.
I'm really glad you liked the 2nd part..i was feelign a bit unsure of it and the fact that you found it funny is ace cause i well wanted a bit more humour in it but i couldnt tell if it had translated properly.
I deleted this off DC's blog cause i felt a bit selfconscious but i saw you liked it so this is for you
Your skin seems sad and uninhabited
like a dead tigers open headed roar.
I wish
Our skeletons would link together like bicycle chains
Or that my wrist was a bracelet
You shook raindrops from
This time I don’t know who I’m talking to
Myself I suppose, last night I dreamt the world was hollow
And everyone died. I woke up and saw you, it meant more than it would have
If you were actually there.
I pick a daydream
You’re my unwitting star
I hope that’s not creepy
In them you’re really happy
And im amazing.
....
hope youre feeling better. Oh ive been meaning to ask what other slayer albums would you recommend...i only really know reign in blood a little bit...
xxx
sorry if i sound like a dick
tom, hey! of course you don't sound like a dick, you sound like a god, your poem is god. thank you.
i thought both parts were really funny, and i love thinking about what kind of setting or landscape the whole thing is/would be set in, how it would look. that's probably because the text creates visuals well. with some books i almost subconciously think of them as films, because they've created really strong visuals for me. sorry, rambling now.
heathers is so good!!! i love the part where veronica burns her hand with the car cigarette lighter and he lights his cigarette off her hand. and when he gives her the finger and she shoots it off. that part's almost slapstick.
i've been listening a lot to Divine Intervention by slayer, which is insanely insanely good, so i'd definitely recommend that! reign in blood is probably my favourite though.
that second paragraph is me talking about I, tyrant, the foundling, by the way.
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