Saturday, 14 February 2009

do nazis dance in your dreams?

i'm starting new psych. appointments for my mentalz, and they've given me a fuckload of forms to fill out, as per usual. they have the regular mood and behaviour questions, with a side of "do you hear voices?", "are there invisible things in your room?" to do with different psychoses. but a few questions were fairly mental (sorry), and i'm not quite sure which mental illnesses they apply to/indicate... these are all Right/Wrong questions.

(excuse my ms paint-worthy photoshop job)

"I've flown across the Atlantic ocean thirty times in the last year."


"I was on the cover of several (weekly)magazines last year."


"I have not seen a car in the last ten years."

another one was: "I have never had any hair on my head or on my body."

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