Mary Cherry: I lied about my secret. it's actually more shockin' and scandalous than all yours combined. I slept with Josh too, and Joe at the same time.
Josh Ford: Hey! I'm not like that!
Mary Cherry: Shut your dirty whore mouth, player-player! But two men folk could not satisfy my carnal cravings. That's why Lily... slept with us too.
Lily Esposito: I did not!
Mary Cherry: Stop lyin', lil Lilly, you loved it!
Lily Esposito: [on top of Mary Cherry beating her against the sofa] Mary Cherry, you are a total liar. I hate liars and I hate you!
Mary Cherry: Stop trying to kiss me, Lily!
Mary Cherry: [after being shown a cheer routine] Do we have to do those splits? I'm a Christian.
April Tuna: Hi Lily E., Josh Ford, I was wondering if you would like to form a ménage?
Josh Ford: I'm failing Spanish April, no el comprende.
Lily Esposito: April! Do you know what that word means? It's... inappropriate.
April Tuna: Does she use five syllable words like that in bed? BRING IT!
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